Egg Man Ringtones

I just found a new job, it's for the Muffin Man I hope this job paying well because I need a lot of bands Also, I'm his biggest fan, I really love this man They say "don't meet heroes" but I'm hearing that he is the man I have no clue what to do No coworkers in sight too Imma call him to say "dude" "What am I supposed to do" After that, I started to fall I fell on my back and there was new walls I started to question how did I get lost But then I encountered the big man, the boss "Get up, no slacking" "I'm bout to smack ya" "Get back yo work or you'll see what happens" "It is not pretty, you don't want this action" I got up so fast because of his yapping I ran through the door and started unpacking Ingredients and all of the things he asking Verbal and physical abuse has happened I started crying and begging for answers "Please do not hurt me" "I just started working" "What are you earning" "From all this hurting" He just looked back at me while he was smiling He pulled a knife and he started torturing He put it right to my neck You couldn't guess what is next I punched him right in the chest I guess that is me wishing death Everyone back to your stations I am impatient My reputation, depends on you I got some food that you gotta make because Muffin Man rely on you That is an order, an order for two You don't deny it cause if you do Don't know what happens, Muffin Man do You're in the oven, you're the next food Everyone back to your stations I am impatient My reputation, depends on you I got some food that you gotta make because Muffin Man rely on you That is an order, an order for two You don't deny it cause if you do Don't know what happens, Muffin Man do You're in the oven, you're the next food Please someone help me Please someone help me I'm needing help and I'm needing it quickly Please someone help me Please someone help me I'm needing help and I'm needing it quickly Please someone help me Please someone help me I'm needing help and I'm needing it quickly Please someone help me Please someone help me I'm needing help and I'm needing it quickly Hopped on Muffin Man cause this break is so boring Give me a second to wake up before I start scorching BT are the muffin men Come at us and we will send Muffin men come with a knife Steal a muffin and you pay the price Waiting for the bread to arise While I stuff your wife Robbing a bakery is my favorite heist Don't stop us or you will see Christ A lotta people have forgotten me Have you heard the song BT That verse was a mockery Can't order Spaghetti at this bakery Sixth song on Redemption a mystery Man that guy really hates me But if you know then you know That's how most of things go He even claimed that I'm a Nazi Shielded like I cannot see Now this is a offense And I hope you take offense Act like you got a chip on your shoulder Can your actions get any colder You get everything just to abuse it Get a girlfriend I hope you lose it You even wanted to jump me I got multiple people against me Waves coming in four fives So I'll leave like 445 Everyone back to your stations I am impatient My reputation, depends on you I got some food that you gotta make because Muffin Man rely on you That is an order, an order for two You don't deny it cause if you do Don't know what happens, Muffin Man do You're in the oven, you're the next food Everyone back to your stations I am impatient My reputation, depends on you I got some food that you gotta make because Muffin Man rely on you That is an order, an order for two You don't deny it cause if you do Don't know what happens, Muffin Man do You're in the oven, you're the next food

EGG! Do you like this EGG? Eggstraordinary EGG! I don't mean to egg you on about this EGG! But do you eggcept this EGG? I've never seen something more eggceptional than this EGG! I'm having an eggsistential crisis 'Cuz I need to know, why is this egg So amazing? I'm not eggsaggerating Boiling with eggcitement And I don't mean to frighten But it's all because of the eggsistence of this EGG! What a sunny-side up day! Perfect in every way! However if you try to poach my egg I'll poach your soul!! He's not eggspendable Yes, I'm being intentional Eggbert is my new best friend He will be with me til the end But sometimes I wonder Would he taste good fried? Can't get over this easy Think I just might cry Scrambling for solutions But it's no use I eggsecrate this feeling But I know what I must do Goodbye Eggbert I'll think about you everyday Perfect in every way And I can't eggspress how much I miss you Oh Eggbert You tasted oh so great But I'll always miss my egg! Oh my egg Oh, egg I'll always miss my egg

One month in, the clock keeps ticking Being here alone has really got me thinking What if Earth just got tired of spinning And this is only the beginning Soon they'll tell us there's no hope We'll have to find new ways to cope With knowing There's no going back If everything comes crashing down I pray that you'll still be around I'll sing to you to mask the sound Of missiles breaking up the ground And I could get through World War III As long as you were there with me Nowhere else I'd rather be When the world falls into anarchy And I hope when the end comes around We'll be old enough to spend it in a house that we found Hiding in our secret rooms to keep the zombies out And never running out of silly things to talk about And though I don't feel much when the drones fly above me My heart still leaps when you tell me you love me Who knew the apocalypse could be so lovely If everything comes crashing down I pray that you'll still be around I'll sing to you to mask the sound Of missiles breaking up the ground And I could get through World War III As long as you were there with me Nowhere else I'd rather be When the world falls into anarchy We'll explore abandoned buildings You'll pick flowers though they're wilting On the whole, I'm sure that we'll be doing fine You and I were always pessimists Now the world is dark and desolate But at least I'm still allowed to call you mine You help me forget we're running out of time If everything comes crashing down I pray that you'll still be around I'll sing to you to mask the sound Of missiles breaking up the ground And I could get through World War III As long as you were there with me There's nowhere else I'd rather be When the world falls into anarchy

I feel like I haven't trudged But what has changed has been enough I couldn't grasp what wasn't there Until I felt the dunces glare These fragile eggs will likely crack Unless you pick another track I have myself, I straighten my back Advance forward, I won't look back I break this bubble that blocked my sense This machine, rebuilt again What others see can be a test Do I really think I'm at my best? These fragile eggs will likely crack Unless you pick another track I have myself, I straighten my back Advance forward, I won't look back Half complete, life goes on I open up into the sun Cut through that smoke, they have my back I will prevail, I don't need that These fragile eggs will likely crack Unless you pick another track I have myself, I straighten my back Advance forward, I won't look back Half complete, life goes on I open up into the sun Cut through that smoke, I straighten my back I will prevail, I don't need that I don't need that

Shine my shoes, brother Furry, little squirrel, I need you I don't think that I want to be you I hate everybody, get out of my kitchen Lay down in the forest live with my affliction I cannot breathe When you're there, I can't see When you're smiling to me And I try to smile back Hey Ah-ah-ah Hey Ah-ah-ah Hey Ah-ah-ah Climbin', sun shinin', keepin' my head warm Tryin', timin', boy you have been warned I hate other people, get out of my bedroom This was unforeseeable, aching to be near you I cannot breathe When you're there, I can't see When you're smiling to me And I try to smile back But my lips hurt when I do My lips hurt when I do My lips hurt when I smile My lips hurt when I smile My lips hurt when I smile My lips hurt when I smile My lips hurt when I smile My lips hurt when I Hey Ah-ah-ah Hey Ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah Bass! (Oh, Egg) I cannot breathe When you're there, I can't see When you're smiling to me When you're smiling to me To me To me Hey Ah-ah-ah Hey Ah-ah-ah